Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
VA Blogger has posted an enlightening look over at Too Conservative, showing how vastly different Virginia Beach will look, once we Evil Republicans™ start drilling for oil on off-shore rigs. From his site, here's the before pic:
Now click on over here
to see the environmental horrors unveiled in the after
view. I think you'll be amused, though for the record, if you squint really really
hard, I think you can see a speck or two.
Ye Olde Dominion