Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Evan Coyne Maloney points us to The Economist, who has discovered something downright intriguing in Obama's website:
The “people” section on [Obama’s] website divides Americans into 17 categories: Latinos, women, First Americans, environmentalists, lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered people, Americans with disabilities, Asian-Americans and Pacific islanders and so on. There is no mention of whites, or men.
Hope and change for you, the dungeons
It's only fair in Hussein's
Ye Olde Dominion