Pre-school students in England are being taught that disliking "ethnic" food is racist?
Somewhere, somehow, Lord Cornwallis is definitely in tears. After all, he did give up his entire life to the devoted cause of ensuring that the American Colonies remained in English hands, yet from the looks of things, we're still the winner in that whole exchange.
Of course, rather than be dragged down by a hopelessly retarded royal family, we are looking at the Worst Election Ever,™ so perhaps it's appropriate for General Washington to shed a tear or two as well.
Fair is fair, after all.