Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
You know, these high-falootin' psychiatrists may call it "Antisocial Personality Disorder" all they want, but where I come from, it's still referred to as being a dirtbag thug: (h/t Abathar)
What can tattoos tell psychiatrists about the mental state of prisoners locked up after being judged unfit to stand trial or found not guilty by reason of insanity? Plenty, according to a Michigan Center for Forensic Psychiatry study published in the journal Personality and Mental Health.
Body art may be a tip-off that inmates are suffering from antisocial personality disorder (ASPD), a mental condition characterized by, among other traits, a lack of empathy for others, remorselessness about crimes committed, pathological lying, cheating and stealing as well as physical and emotional aggressiveness.
In other words, it's characterized by being a daggum CRIMINAL
Who would've thunk it?
Next time y'all want to come up with a cockamamie a conclusion like that, just give $2.50 to any