Look, Ma—A turd!
"I took this time away from hiding in my bunker... to hide some more in my bunker."
Who would've guessed that today's Turd Edition would come with a Bonus Released-Prisoner-Turd, to boot? Turd McTurd turd happy turd-day.
Must be a 4th grade kinda day today. Or maybe, it's time to go and grab the coffee...
