
Non-Violent, Politically-Correct WAR!
The Modern Version of an Age-Old Card Game.
War has changed dramatically over the years, but the card game that bears its name hasn't changed since it was first played in the late 14th century - until now. For the first time, War incorporates Love, Peace, Diversity, and Unity. Players compete to get rid of their cards first, while trying to avoid the heavily-armed Joker (the weakest card in the deck).
As the game description states - avoid the heavily-armed, war-mongering,
Islamophobic,
Republican Joker!

These things are BEGGING for some photoshopping! If anyone wants an image of the face cards, I'll be happy to email them.
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Comments:
What about the "fucker" card? It could be a guy standing in a half desert, half jungle, and he could have a hammer and sickle armband on one arm, a star and crescent band on the other, wearing a kaffiyah on his head and some arab robes over jungle camo, and holding an rpg, an AK, the communist manifesto, and the quran.
And knowing the people this game is targeted at, it would be the card everyone in the game wants to hold on to