Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Non-Violent, Politically-Correct WAR!
The Modern Version of an Age-Old Card Game.
War has changed dramatically over the years, but the card game that bears its name hasn't changed since it was first played in the late 14th century - until now. For the first time, War incorporates Love, Peace, Diversity, and Unity. Players compete to get rid of their cards first, while trying to avoid the heavily-armed Joker (the weakest card in the deck).
As the game description states - avoid the heavily-armed, war-mongering,
These things are BEGGING for some photoshopping! If anyone wants an image of the face cards, I'll be happy to email them.