Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
I don't know who is behind this morning's bus bombings in China, but Al Jazeera is suggesting rubber farmers may be to blame:
The Kunming explosions come two days after police in the same province, Yunan, opened fire and killed two rubber farmers in a clash that also saw 41 police officers injured.
Yep, we all know how volatile those crazy rubber farmers can be... I can't imagine anyone else who may
be responsible for acts of terrorism, can you?