Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Seriously, the whole notion of crime and punishment is horrendously skewed in Her Majesty's Kingdom: (h/t Jihad Watch)
In the UK, two British Muslims accused of plotting to blow up an airliner have admitted conspiring to commit public nuisance.
They have pleaded guilty to distributing al Qaida-style videos threatening suicide bomb attacks in Britain.
Last week, five of their co-defendants admitted the same charge.
To be fair, blowing up a plane would
be one heck of a public nuisance, what with all of the burning wreckage and cleaning up to do.
Who knows? Maybe the Crown just thinks that such a nuisance is the cost of living in the modern