When mathematically-challenged transgendered bandits commit robberies... (via Fark.com)
A man dressed as a woman in a wig and pink top tried to rob Joe's Cafe, 3616 N. Causeway Blvd., early Friday, according to a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office incident report. Not only did the robber flee without getting any cash from the business, he actually left some of his own money behind.
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The robber approached the counter and ordered two doughnuts. The robber opened his purse and handed the worker a $5 bill, the report said. As the employee opened the cash register, the robber pulled a handgun from the purse and mumbled something she couldn't understand, the report said. The employee started screaming for someone to call 911.
"I guess I kind of panicked," she said. "I hit the floor."
The robber fled without trying to take any money from the register. He got away, but he left behind the $5 as well as the doughnuts, according to the report.