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When mathematically-challenged transgendered bandits commit robberies... (via Fark.com)
A man dressed as a woman in a wig and pink top tried to rob Joe's Cafe, 3616 N. Causeway Blvd., early Friday, according to a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office incident report. Not only did the robber flee without getting any cash from the business, he actually left some of his own money behind.
The robber approached the counter and ordered two doughnuts. The robber opened his purse and handed the worker a $5 bill, the report said. As the employee opened the cash register, the robber pulled a handgun from the purse and mumbled something she couldn't understand, the report said. The employee started screaming for someone to call 911.
"I guess I kind of panicked," she said. "I hit the floor."
The robber fled without trying to take any money from the register. He got away, but he left behind the $5 as well as the doughnuts, according to the report.