The Ghost of Snapped Shot

Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

Such Bulletproof Logic

Doctors can't fully explain the way the eye works.

Therefore, the earth is flat:

Amazingly enough, under the modern Law of Diversity, this type of scientific argument is irrefutable.

Ah, progress:—How much farther shall you take us?



#1 Kevin 04-Aug-2008
I'm in agreement with the old man. In fact, it's pretty clear that there is only one continent, and we've been lied to by the government.

When you you get on a plane to go to some 'far away' country, the planes are ordered to fly around in circles over the ocean (there is only one ocean, btw... the paclantic), and then drop you off in a supposed distant land. You are probably only 20-30 miles from home when it's all over!

I know I'm right, but I just can't figure out if it's a plot by the Zionists, or the CIA. Both of them are tricksy!
#2 desertdweller 04-Aug-2008
I still can't figure out how you can get from the US to the Middle East by flying either East or West.

And solving that pesky orbital satellite problem must have been real tricky.

Want proof? Just watch this GPS guided cruise missile, and guess how it works.
#3 Kevin 04-Aug-2008
No way, DesertDweller! They're tricking you. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you've never brought a compass on a flight. They just fly around in circles. I'm pretty sure that Europe is like 15 miles east of my house in Louisiana. They just make the flight take 12 hrs to confuse you.

And those 'orbital' satellites, they are just flying over a square Earth, and bouncing off of the ends like a pinball. When we lose their signal (they SAY we lose it because it's on the other side of the Earth) it's actually because it got banged up by hitting the edge of the square and had to reset.

The Earth is flat. And square. Not a cube. It's square. Whatever you do, don't dig a hole in the ground more than 15 feet deep, or you will fall through! Into what, I don't know, but I bet it's pretty bad.

True story. I previously thought the lie was perpetrated by the CIA or the Zionists, but it's becoming increasingly clear that it's the work of the Illuminati, or maybe the Rothchilds.

(Hey, if people can believe in man-made global warming, why can't I believe in my [i]own[/i] crackpot theory?)

In other news, I think there was a big coverup on the 9/11 terrorist attack. The truth is, it happened on 9/10! They just liked the 911 thing, so they reported it that way. Details later.
#4 Cletus 05-Aug-2008
My IQ just dropped 50 points. I have to go back to 8th grade now
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