"Welcome, female dogs and gentlemen, to Iran's top rated game show, 'WHO HATES AMERICA?'. Today we have a fine line up of contestants, each of whom thinks that THEY hate America the most, including our returning champion, Mahmoud "Short Stuff" Ahmedinijad! Let us commence with the fun and games in another edition of 'WHO HATES AMERICA?'
"will someone please tell Achmed that he needs to move over one. he is screwing up the clothing scheme. Suit, then robe, then robe, then suit. I have already told him 3 times and he wont listen to me.
I don't care if he threatens you with a pull-my-finger gag."