For our readers 18 and older (or 21 if that's your states legal drinking age!):
Everyone get out your tequila! Click over to YouTube and pull up the latest Obama speech. Here's how to score:
Every sentence unrelated to the question = one shot
Every time Obama stutters or repeats a word or phrase successively = two shots
Every incoherent utterance, partial word, or one syllable from a multi-syllable word (um, uh, ho, er, etc.) = three shots
Every time you hear the word "change" = chug a gulp from the bottle
My bottle didn't last through this clip: