You've got to hand it to Hamas militants—They have a certain knack for living every 5-year-old boy's dream.
More: 1, 2.
Update: Looks like someone has passed with flying colors in overacting class.
Haha, crud—Thanks to DM for pointing out my faux pas. The "overacting" link above was being saved for a different story. This is what I was really referring to here.
Can you feel his extreme jihadist angst?