Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
So, I'm sitting here eating a Wendy's burger for breakfast (Yes, a burger. I bought it last night but didn't eat it then) and, as I'm tossing the bag in the trash, I noticed something odd:
I know exactly what you're thinking:
"WTF?! Is that an Islamic symbol right on the front of the bag?! Why, this is a slap in the face to Infidels EVERYWHERE! I'm never eating another Wendy's product again! Don't those scumbag corporate dhimmi appeasers know that sweet little innocent Wendy would be some old geezer's SLAVE WIFE under Islamic law, just like the pedophile profit (sic) made little 9 year old Aisha?! They can take their 'Hot Stuffed Bacon and Cheese Baked Potatoes' and stuff them where the crescent moon doesn't
Or something like that....
What next? Wendy in a burka?