Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Really. It's as if nobody in the world would ever want to live outside of Manhattan
In this Dec. 4, 2006 file photo, Todd Palin, right, holds the Bible for his wife, Sarah Palin, as she is sworn in as Alaska's governor during an inauguration ceremony in Fairbanks, Alaska. As the political community turned desperate for any clues about the potential running mate of Republican Presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., speculation moved toward several dark horse candidates including Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the so-called 'hockey mom' credited with reforms of her tiny, out-of-the-way state. (AP Photo/Al Grillo)
Unnecessary social commentary in italics. Elitist sentiments in bold, as they should be.
(Thanks to captainfish!)