Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
The Left is going to go nuts over this (h/t Michelle, who is tracking the spread of the new outrage):
Self-proclaimed "hockey mom" Sarah Palin had a private tanning bed installed in the Governor's Mansion in Juneau, Alaska, Usmagazine.com confirmed on Monday.
There, that's the part of the mindless
meme that's going to be bandied about by every liberal you know.
Now, do you want to know the rest
of the story?
"She did. She paid for it with her own money," Roger Wetherell, chief communications officer of Alaska's Department of Transportation and Public Facilities told Us.
See? What'd I tell ya! She failed to use public funds to pay for this personal item
Democrats would never
stand for that!
Ye Olde Dominion