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I Am Utmost Important

From the desk of Michelle. Dickson. chairman at the Gmail Bank of the World:

from: MICHELLE DICKSON
to
date: Mon, Oct 6, 2008 at 2:32 AM
subject: THIS IS AN OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION OF THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUNDS
mailed-by: gmail.com


THIS IS AN OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION OF THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUNDS [Ed: Official as in "Attn: DMartyr. blogger"]
Good Day,
I am MRS MICHELLE. DICKSON. chairman foreign payment department [Ed: She must be really important! MICHELLE period DICKSON period chairman (no period)]
i have been mandated to inform you about the recent
development as regards to your over-due payment, after our
board meeting. [Ed: Cool! I had no idea as regard to my over-due payment! (This must be my stimulus check)]Your case was mentioned [Ed: That's how important I am.] and we have
agreed to pay you without any further delay, [Ed: 'Cause you don't want none of this! It's a good thing you discovered that over-due payment before I did!] so i
would like you to employ transperency [Ed: Huh? I don't understand...]
and honesty in this regards [Ed: Sure! It's my money. It really is! I deserve it!] because aiding and
abeting will only keep your payment pending. [Ed: Huh? WTF is this [censored - "poo-poo"]? If I help you, you won't send my money?]
However, i will like you to confirm the following to avoid any
mistake or wrong transfer of the total fund $5.8
million [Ed: And I will like you to if you send my money without mistake or wrong transfer.] United States Dollars [Ed: Could I maybe get that in Euros, instead? 'Cause 5.8 million in U.S. dollars really isn't that much...], The Requested Information is to ensure that no
mistake or error is made and it should be forwarded
in the manner stated below:

Your Full Name: ___________________________
Your Complete Address:______________________________
Your banking details: ____________________________
Name of City of Residence: ____________________
Date of Birth (Day/Month/Year):____________________
Direct Telephone Number:
____________________________
Mobile
Number:___________________________________
Fax Number:___________________________________
TREAT AS UTMOST URGENCY [Ed: I AM! I POSTED THIS IMMEDIATELY UPON DISCOVERING IT IN MY ANONYMOUS GMAIL BOX!]


So, Brian, pending this deposit, which will hopefully be made without any mistake or wrong transfer (I'll be sure not to aid or abet them), I may be away a few days celebrating my over-due payment of 5.8 million U.S. dollars.

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Comments:

#1 captainfish 08-Oct-2008
Sorry, DMartyr.. that was 5.8 million Pesos.

You get $10.38.
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