Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
New evidence shows Barack Hussein Obama was a member in the socialist party.
Obama's campaign has responded to the allegations, denying the presidential candidate was ever a member of the New Party.
But the New Zeal blog dug up print copies of the New Party News, the party's official newspaper, which show Obama posing with New Party leaders, list him as a New Party member and include quotes from him.
Now, don't all you people who want to vote for Obama feel silly? It's what we've been warning you about...
But maybe you don't. Maybe you just don't care if Obama is a socialist whose agenda will destroy America. Maybe you just hate America so much you want to vote for "change," no matter what that change might bring. Or maybe there's a bit of racism involved, and you want to vote for the candidate with the skin color closer to your own or vote for your own personal reparation by selecting a minority candidate. Or maybe, just maybe, your hatred for the Bush Administration transcends your love for country, and you are willing to sell out America's future for a moment of retribution and historical glory.
Whatever your reason, a vote for Obama is a vote for socialism.