Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Nancy Pelosi to People's Socialist Citizens of America
: "Elect the Democratic party to a large majority in Congress, Comrades, and the Congress will become more bipartisan."
So long as your definition of "bipartisan" involves only one party
, dear subjects. It's for your own good.
She adds that the American people should vote them in, and then hold them "accountable." Which is pretty laughable, considering that they aren't exactly holding themselves to any high standards
, nor have they really ever
Seriously, the Democratic Party devolves more and more into soviet Stalinism
more and more by the day. Which would be kinda funny if it weren't for all of the apparatchik
media outlets that are continuing to provide valuable cover for them
and their silent scandals
Then again, we've got a free and independent
press that always
brings us a fair and impartial view of election-year politics, so what in the world am I worrying about?
On second thought, maybe I'd be better off getting ready to be shipped off to the nearest Bill Ayers Fun Adventure Land and Happy Reeducation Camp
It's endorsed by Dear Leader Himself
, so it's got
to be a blast!