Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
The first genetically modified pig organs designed for human transplants could be ready in just two years, according to one of Britain's best known scientists.
A Muslim's dilemma: A beloved son (daughters don't matter) is dying from organ failure before he can martyr himself. It's taboo to desecrate a Muslim brother's body by removing organs. So, the only option is a kafir organ (maybe even a Joo's!) or a pig's organ...
What would Muhammad do?