You'll be singing those blues come next November, Gerry.
Apparently, our Congressman and former (corrupt*) chairman of the Fairfax County Board of Supervisors has had a couple of slight problems in his offices this afternoon.
Problem number one was a dastardly woman, called a "constituent," who had the shocking audacity to want to get a video of his stated positions on health care. Little did she know, she'd be pushed around by his staffers for not being a credentialed member of Ye Honest Press (All Of Whom Gladly Lie On Gerry's Behalf).
The second problem happened as Gerry tried to hasten his escape, and SHOCK OF ALL SHOCKS, actually ran INTO one of these aforementioned "constituents" on the way out of the door. If you guessed that little Gerry screamed like a girl and caused the poor woman who had the SHOCKING AUDACITY to touch him to be arrested, then pat yourself on the back, because you're absolutely right.
Your term ends in November 2010, Gerry. Consider that a fact.
(Thanks to Fairfax Underground for both links. And for kicking Gerry out next November!)