Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Not so "Happy" today due to everything that's going on down in Texas, but we'll try and entertain you nonetheless.
Today's entry—from Dane Cook, via Opie of Radio Fame—is a video representation of just about everything that was wrong with the 80's... Which is why we loved that decade so much![video:http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xaf03z_dating-montage_creation]