First, it's hard to find another artist that rhymes with "Akira." Second, in case you can't figure it out on your own, this isn't really Shakira, whom I really haven't heard anything about in about ten years now.
Just trying to mix things up around here, to keep you readers on your toes. You just never know what this crazy little blog will do next!
On a completely unrelated note, WJLA here in the D.C. metropolitan area, has lowered itself to showing naked ladies on the evening news to boost their ratings. Anyone want to guess what the odds are of an FCC fine against them?