Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Today's the big day! If you live in Virginia, you can find information about your voting precinct here. Polls are open until 7:00 tonight, after which you can watch the vote tabulation over here.
With over four hundred years of experience at this whole "election" thing here in Virginia, I trust this year will be as smooth as it always is.
God Save the Old Dominion!