... That reminds me, it's been a while since I've done a subscription drive around here.
If so, then I would ask that you click this link to add this site to your subscription list, so you can more fully experience the joys of life, as brought to you by your humble correspondents.
If you prefer to live on Facebook these days, we've got an app for that, too--though you're always welcome to friend me out of the blue if you want to get even more wackiness. It's been rumored that my Facebook Mobile app has been digitally altered to remove the "Ignore" button, though I haven't returned my own calls to verify whether or not that's true. On the record, of course.
I don't mean to sound like I'm begging, but I am.
So there. ;)