Y'all sitting down and ready for this?
Here goes: The sizzling-skivvie terrorist is pleading not guilty in Detroit, illustrating once again the sheer brilliance of allowing pacifist lawyers to make decisions affecting national security and war.
This, of course, means that we can look forward to yet another drawn out, prohibitively expensive trial that will most likely lead to either Abdulmutallab walking free, or being sentenced to life in prison (where he'll have lifelong access to all of the tools he needs to continue spreading jihad from behind bars).
Job creation: It works!*
(* as long as you're a lawyer)
On a related note, and I really hope you're sitting down for this, but two Muslims were arrested for (again, this is shocking stuff!) plotting terrorism in New York state this morning!
Can you believe it?
Muslims? Plotting terror?
Islam is peace! It just is!