Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
If these people want to go through the trouble of entering our country illegally multiple times a year, it's obvious that we aren't providing any disincentive for them to do so.
I therefore propose a solution from Ye Olden Time's Trusty Book of Solutions:
Oh wait, that wasn't the right pic. Make that: Federally-Subsidized Construction!
As far as I've been able to tell, there is not a single
better way to save money on a construction project than to reduce all of your labor costs to $0
It certainly seems a more effective solution than paying for repeated airfare for the trip back home. And probably more humane, considering the way air travel is these days.
;)Update: Diversity alert
RAMSEUR, N.C. -- Sheriff's deputies in North Carolina arrested 73 people on Saturday in what they called the largest cockfighting bust in county history.Update: The photograph above is used with permission, with the understanding that (a) the contents of this post are hereby released under the terms of the Creative Commons (UK Derivative) License, irrespective of any and all other copyright notices on this page, (b) the graphic above was created and provided by David Cross, and (c) it represents a truly awful joke on my part. Or, at the very least, a severely understated one. Which really is par for the course around here, isn't it?
Deputies arrested 73 people and said many of them were illegal aliens.