Bob Owens has clocked his 4 millionth visitor a short while ago. My hat's off for a job well done, Bob!
Now all you need to do is get that many people to visit your website every day for the next 2,000 years. Then you'll have as many visitors as Congress is trying to spend. In dollars. Or something.
Update: It's a small world—One inhabited by people who speak in terse phrases, which result in a pile of confusion (and hilarity!™) in the ever-amusing comments section.