Let's see if it's as funny to you as it is to me. Via the magic of screen capturing:
Ummm...
If this was something she was saving for her schtick at whatever Washingtonian-insider dinner this was, then I could probably sum up the response with my li'l buddy—
-cheep cheep-
Thanks to Amanda Carpenter, who is a whole lot smarter than that other Amanda.
heck, what animal doesn't pee on the newspapers.