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Global Warming Has Been Solved

The solution to global warming has now been found. We have a way to defeat it, the plague of the 21st century (and 10 Million BC).

Click below to find the secrets that science has found to save our world once again...

KILL ALL COWS!!


When it comes to global warming, hamburgers are the Hummers of food, scientists say.

Simply switching from steak to salad could cut as much carbon as leaving the car at home a couple days a week.

Even though beef only accounts for 30 percent of meat consumption in the developed world it's responsible for 78 percent of the emissions, Pelletier said Sunday at a meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science.

That's because a single kilogram of beef produces 16 kilograms carbon dioxide equivalent emissions: four times higher than pork and more than ten times as much as a kilogram of poultry, Pelletier said.

If people were to simply switch from beef to chicken, emissions would be cut by 70 percent, Pelletier said.


Yeah. Ummm.

Question: If we don't eat the meat, won't the cows continue to live and pollute our planet? We MUST kill them for our children's sake. What were we thinking by creating these things a few years ago? Did we not get enough meat from ferrets? But NO!! We had to go and screw our atmosphere and say, "Let us create a walking hamburger that does nothing but emit global warming emissions through its emitter."

So it sounds like, once we eliminate cows, we will go back to pre-1800's levels of Carbon emissions, or earlier.

KILL ALL COWS!!

  #Environmentalism


Comments:

#1 Neo 16-Feb-2009
The worst of all the AGW crimes is the ingestion of "wagyu" steak.

After a recent party at the White House, POTUS Obama was heard to say .. "Pardon Me"
#2 captainfish 16-Feb-2009
hahahahaahah neo.

Yeah, he's a big stink in more way than one!!!
#3 Pirate's Cove 17-Feb-2009
Here’s a good way to get people to buy into anthropogenic global warming: tell them they can no longer eat beef. Hamburgers are the Hummers of food in global warming When it comes to global warming, hamburgers are the Hummers of food, scientists ...
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