The Ghost of Snapped Shot

Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

Adultery You Can Believe In

The love affair with Pres Obama has now gone to full tilt. It has become so slobbery that female leftstream journalists are dreaming of him in adulterous affairs. So much so that it comes to this...

The other night I dreamt of Barack Obama. He was taking a shower right when I needed to get into the bathroom to shave my legs, and then he was being yelled at by my husband, Max, for smoking in the house. It was not clear whether Max was feeling protective of the president’s health or jealous because of the cigarette.

The other day a friend of mine confided that in the weeks leading up to the election, the Obamas’ apparent joy as a couple had made her just miserable. Their marriage looked so much happier than hers. Their life seemed so perfect. “I was at a place where I was tempted daily to throttle my husband,” she said. “This coincided with Michelle saying the most beautiful things about Barack. Each time I heard her speak about him I got tears in my eyes — because I felt so far away from that kind of bliss in my own life and perhaps even more, because I was so moved by her expressions of devotion to him.

I am now officially sick to my stomach.

[Udpate:] I think I have now officially had my first extra-sensory orgasm based on the reaction to the leftstream media's branding of Obamasssiah as "the messiah of Madison Avenue", the new "chic". They are the new "IT".

Meanwhile, the Obamas have not been in the Whitehouse a month now, but already we see even more O'gasms about how Momma Obama is doing such a fantastic job raising her daughters. Seems to me I recall how everyone in the media was gushing about how BAD of a job Gov Sarah Palin was GOING TO DO if she were even to become Vice-President.

 Tags: media bias #Fact-checking


#1 busywolf 08-Feb-2009
Boys, it is a sad state of affairs if that is what your gals are fantasizing about. I wonder when they are going to wake up from their wet (chill, captain, she did mention Obama in the shower, you can't get much more wetter than that) dreams.

#2 DMartyr 08-Feb-2009
I had a dream about Obama... In my dream, he was actually qualified to be president...

Hey, wolf, not all American gals fantasize about Obama. Some of us fantasize about Netanyahu wiping muslime scum off the face of the earth!

How are those elections going? When can we expect final results?
#3 busywolf 08-Feb-2009
Hi, D.

Elections scheduled for Tuesday. Final results to be disclosed Wednesday morning. Lieberman seems to be going strong:

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