The Ghost of Snapped Shot

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Terrorist Mice On The Run

After faking death to escape a University laboratory, 2 mice carrying the deadly plague are believed to have rejoined their al-Qaeda splinter group, Mujamouse Jihad Bis Saif.

The FBI investigated and determined there was no risk to public health or any indication of the terrorist link.

However, when asked about a possible connection to last month's news in which dozens of al-Qaeda militants dropped dead from the very same plague, the FBI again denied any terrorist links, adding, "...and if there was, we wouldn't tell you."

The FBI went on to point out that the University has no Islamic ties.

Allah Achbar! (That means, "Allah is a mouse!" the dreaded war cry of Mujamouse Jihad Bis Saif)


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