Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
But don't expect the Obama Administration to discover this any time soon...
It seems before an article is even written, promises are broken. VOA news reports:
Pakistani authorities have released 12 Taliban militants as part of a peace agreement with Islamist in the northwestern Swat Valley. [...]
The controversial peace deal will allow officials from the North West Frontier Province to implement Sharia (Islamic law) in the region which includes Swat. In exchange, local Taliban militants promised to end their two-year violent insurgency.
In a bizarre, unexpected twist that seemed lost on the reporter who wrote the article, this immediately followed the paragraph above:
In other violence, officials say Taliban militants shot and killed at least eight security officers in the northwestern Mohmand tribal region. Officials say the officers were captured [Ed: and then executed] after a clash with militants.