What's more fun than knocking a pompous politician or two down from his media-induced pedestal, anyway?
I, uh, would like to offer the, umm, proposition that... Now wait with me here, folks! I'm trying to get to something here.
You see, this here is one of those, uh, things that is one of the, now... you know, greatest things in life.
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