The Ghost of Snapped Shot

Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

Nobel Peace Prize Machine

"Dang, I only have one quarter."Slublog brings along some of his usual brilliance over at Ace's pad.  There's plenty more funneh over there, so be sure to click on over and check things out.

Speaking of which, now that we've got the new blog engine up and live, feel free to upload your own parodies here.  We've got a thread for that, and everyone is welcome to contribute.

I'll close by sharing with you a silly little story* that Mrs. Snapped Shot found on a random forum somewhere out on Ye Olde Internet.

The President, First Lady and Joe Biden were flying on Air Force One.

Barack looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Biden added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.

(*Snapped Shot does not encourage nor endorse the act of tossing the President nor his entourage out of a plane.  There is only one world leader or so that we approve of doing that to—and fortunately for you, I've got that story penned already.)


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