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Man Admits Drunk Driving... a Recliner!

Our own captainfish points us to a story which contains a very valuable life lesson:—Beer and La-z-Boy Recliners are a baaaaad mix!

(Who woulda thunk it?)

The operator of a La-Z-Boy chair converted into a motorized vehicle -- complete with a stereo and cup holders -- has admitted that he crashed the piece of furniture after leaving a bar in Proctor, Minn., extremely drunk.

Dennis LeRoy Anderson, 61, of Proctor, pleaded guilty Monday to hopping on the chair on the night of Aug. 31, 2008, after visiting the Keyboard Lounge, then crashing into a more traditional vehicle in the parking lot. Anderson's blood-alcohol content was 0.29 percent, more than three times the legal limit for driving in Minnesota.

What ever happened to the good old days when a man could happily drunk-drive random home made contraptions into whatever he wanted, anyway?

You Can Have My La-z-boy And Muh Beer As Soon As You Pry Them From My Cold, Dead Hands?

Sounds like a bumper sticker we all need to have.  ;)

  DailyFodder


Comments:

#1 captainfish 23-Oct-2009

Can't fault souther-engineering.  Oh wait, this was in Minnesota??  I thought only Southerners were stupid rednecks?

Go figure.

#2 Garry 26-Mar-2010
#3 Brian C. Ledbetter 26-Mar-2010

Garry—

Seriously? For driving a recliner?

You're not by chance ADVERTISING on my Snapped Shot, are you? Because *that's* something that I'd recommend seeking "treatment" for, IYKWIMAITYD.

Regards,
Brian 

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