The 3 R's: Reading, wRiting, and RAAAAAAGE!
It's good to see that Pakistan's seminaries are spending time teaching children everything that's important in life.
Of course, given our extremely low expectations of Pakistan, I guess I shouldn't be too surprised by this.
Pakistani seminary students shout slogans during an anti-US rally in Quetta on May 4, 2011. Pakistan said the world must share the blame for failing to unearth Osama bin Laden as a furore swelled over how the slain Al-Qaeda kingpin had managed to live undisturbed near Islamabad. AFP PHOTO/Banaras KHAN (Photo credit should read BANARAS KHAN/AFP/Getty Images)