Once again, the Council of Watchers dispenses its ancient knowledge, and reveals to us the best articles on the Internet for the past week. Today's winners are:
The Colossus of Rhodey–Why We Don’t Revere Our Intellectuals, and
Sultan Knish–Allahu Akbar
Our congratulations as always to the winners -- Be sure to check out a whole bunch of other great reading material over at the Council's archive!