"I farted, lolz!"
Ah, the press -- Paying attention to a bunker-hiding coward as if he's doing anything of significance in the news world. Believe me, Hassan Nasrallah hasn't left the comfort of his porn-surfing shack for years now.
I will helpfully point out one newsworthy thing from this week's Delicate Shrinking Flower Broadcast: The audience looks positively bored to tears. Which means they've finally caught up to the newsreading public on the topic of lilly-livered dictators. It's a start...
Lebanon's Hezbollah leader Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah addresses his supporters through a giant screen during a graduation ceremony for the children of martyrs who have reached adulthood, in Beirut's suburbs, July 19, 2011. REUTERS/Sharif Karim (LEBANON)