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Headline of the Decade

Stop me if you've heard this one before...

Corpse Found in Tub with TV Weatherman

By Alice Wolke | MYFOXDFW.COM

MAUMELLE, Ark. - Police are trying to figure out what happened to an Arkansas man who was discovered dead in a bathtub with a sleeping television meteorologist.

Homeowner Christopher Barbour, who says he is a friend of 33-year-old KARK weatherman Brett Cummins, told police that he woke up Monday morning and found his friend asleep in his bathtub with a dead man wearing a dog collar lying next to him.

Barbour told investigators Cummins had brought a friend that Barbour knew only as "Dexter" over the night before and the three were drinking and snorting drugs.

Barbour said he later went to sleep on his couch, and woke up around 8 a.m. the next morning.

Be sure to click on over for the rest of this touching drug abuse story.

Update: Doug Ross one-ups me, suggesting that we won't see another headline like this for a hundred years. You know, I'm inclined to agree... Thanks for the link, Doug!

Update 2: Greg over at Rhymes with Right has had his mind boggled. Not that there's anything hard to understand about drug party gone wrong...

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