Just wanted to drop this as a reminder, in case I ever happen to wonder what I thought the Great Big Earthquake Thingy of 2011 felt like.
A giant Mack truck, running right underneath the building. Or perhaps a Pave Low, floating gracefully overhead, except with more windows shaking throughout the Nameless Office Park that the Snapped Shot Bunker resides near. Or in. Wherever.
Ashton Kutcher's eco-friendly ride couldn't be reached for comment.