The Ghost of Snapped Shot

Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

"Lil' Johnny, Be Quiet Or I'll Pop A Plug In Ya"

Yep.  That statement heard coming soon to a Chicago school near you.

It is bad enough that Chicago itself is one of the most, if not #1, dangerous city in America for juveniles.  Now, the Dept of Education is buying shotguns!

The U.S. Department of Education (ED) intends to purchase twenty-seven (27) REMINGTON BRAND MODEL 870 POLICE 12/14P MOD GRWC XS4 KXCS SF. RAMAC #24587 GAUGE: 12 BARREL: 14" - PARKERIZED CHOKE: MODIFIED SIGHTS: GHOST RING REAR WILSON COMBAT; FRONT - XS CONTOUR BEAD SIGHT STOCK: KNOXX REDUCE RECOIL ADJUSTABLE STOCK FORE-END: SPEEDFEED SPORT-SOLID - 14" LOP are designated as the only shotguns authorized for ED based on compatibility with ED existing shotgun inventory, certified armor and combat training and protocol, maintenance, and parts.

Didn't we have the IRS buying assault shotguns a while back? 

That last line makes me really scared.  The Dept of Education has an inventory of shotguns and battle armor?

Holy freak!!! 

Are the Chicago schools really that bad that the teachers have to wear amor and carry shotguns?  I mean, who else would? 

  #Dictatorship #DailyFodder

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