The Ghost of Snapped Shot

Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

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The Government Can!

(Performed by Tim Hawkins)


Hey everybody! Gather 'round! I'm here to give you anything you like! You want free college? Energy? Mortgages?! Whatever you like! You have come to the right place! Why? I'll tell you why!



Who can take your money? (Who can take your money?)

With a twinkle in their eye? (With a twinkle in their eye?)

Take it all away and

Give it to some other guy



[Chorus]

The Government (the Government)

The Government can! (The Government can!)



Who can tax the sunrise? (Who can watch the sunrise?)

Who can tax the trees? (Who can touch the trees?)

Let you run a business and

Collect up all the fees



[Chorus]



The Government can 'cause

They mix it up with lies and

Make it all taste good! (Make it all taste good!)



The Government takes

Everything we make

To pay for all of their "solutions"

Healthcare, Climate Change, Pollution

(Throw away the Constitution)



Who can give a bailout? (Who can give a bailout?)

Tell us to behave? (Tell us to behave?)

Make the Founding Fathers

Roll over in their graves



[Chorus]



The Government takes

Everything we make

They're power hungry

And malicious



The economics are fictitious

Soon we'll have to eat our dishes

Mmm! Delicious!



Who can be a failure? (Who can be a failure?)

In so many ways? (In so many ways?)

Instead of getting fired, HEY!

We'll give ourselves a raise!



[Chorus]



The Government can 'cause

They mix it up with lies and

Make it all taste good! (Make it all taste good!)

And your Uncle Sam can 'cause

He mixes it with lies and

Makes it all taste good! (Makes it all taste good!)



And I feel so good

Because the Government

Says I should! Oh!...

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