(come on, you got to sing it to the tune of the "Attack of the killer Tomatos")
The dastardly evin zionist-hating, vermin of all vermin heros, uber-technological villains of all lands, .. the Hamas, formerly of Hamas-stan in Michigan (now located in Gaza) seems to have struck at the heart of Israel and its global-reaching emperialistic dictatorial empire.
Are you sitting down? The carnage and utter terror will make you swoon unless you are prepared. You ready? Ok, .. oh, and get your kids out of the room!! Ok here we go.
Abu Ghassan, spokesman for the terrorist group [A small Syrian-backed terrorist group in Gaza (ED: Hamas??)], said more than 200 kilograms of dynamite were heaped on the animal-drawn cart. He added that the explosives were detonated 60 meters from the concrete security barrier that separates the territory from Israel.
The donkey was killed in the blast, but there were no reports of human casualties. Israeli troops routinely patrol the border, and impoverished Gazans often gather rubble in the area.
Recap: One animal dead, no human casualties.
Meanwhile under UN's nose.....
Earlier this week, masked gunmen from an Islamist group torched a UN-run summer camp for children and teens in Gaza.
The head of UNRWA in Gaza, John Ging, said the assailants tied up the guard, burned tents and vandalized bathrooms at the campgrounds. UN officials said the attackers left behind three bullets and a note threatening to kill Ging and others unless the UN cancels its activities for some 250,000 Gaza children.
OMG OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG...
So, what evil zionist-based ploy is the UN conducting that would make these fathers go to these extremes?
Two days before the incident, the previously unknown "The Free of the Homeland" group issued a statement criticizing the camp's organizer, the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA), for "teaching schoolgirls fitness, dancing and immorality."
.... Fitness..... Dancing...... AND immorality.
Justified don't you think? Israel better watch out. They wouldn't want to piss off these overly-plump frumpy teenage girls who have never seen a teenage boy, let alone themselves in a mirror.
Don't forget to check out the excellent and oscar winning follow-up movie, "The Return of the Killer Tomatos".
"Now that it is summer all you wanna do is get your **** off!" Such a
catchy memorable song. That one song carried me through my tender years to make me the man I am today. One of George Clooney's finest movies to date.