I'm honored to note that I've been selected to sit on the Council of Watchers, a shadowy network of Zionist bloggers whose sole intent is to silently take over the world, one blog at a time.
Or at least, that's what the glossy brochure I got in the mail said.
Between that and the nifty James Bond gadgets we all get to wear, this looks like it's going to be a blast!
Anyway, I'd like to thank the members of the Council for entrusting me with the secret handshake. I promise that I'll do my best to do my duty... not to be the shortest lived member in the history of your esteemed group!