This is the touching story of a blind man... and a midget.
(But I'm sure y'all can do better.)
"You did such a great job on me that day that I had a picture taken to commemorate you. Now do it again."
Isn't the blind guy and the midget the one and the same? Ohhhh.. I get it. hahaha Humor. I get it.
"Get out of the way you stupid kid, picture guy can't see me." - said both times
Hey, I wasn't blind until that guy touched my head!