No, it wasn't The Duke, but I can't say that I'd fault this gentleman's style:
PESHAWAR, Pakistan — An American businessman armed with a pistol, dagger and a sword has been arrested in Pakistan on suspicion of wanting to hunt down and kill Osama bin Laden, police said Tuesday.
The 50-year-old from California was detained on Monday in what was apparently the first such case in Pakistan since the United States offered a bounty of 25 million dollars for the world's most-wanted man.
The suspect was arrested in the northern mountains of Chitral, once a rumoured hiding place of bin Laden, near Afghanistan's Nuristan province, said police officer Mumtaz Ahmad Khan.
Two observations arise from this: The first being that there's an easy movie script here. Like silly easy, even. If this isn't a Bruce Willis movie within six months, I will have truly lost every last shred of faith in Hollywood.
The second is to wonder whether or not this guy reads IMAO.