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Pakistan Arrests American for being Epically Awesome!

Epically awesome.

No, it wasn't The Duke, but I can't say that I'd fault this gentleman's style:

PESHAWAR, Pakistan — An American businessman armed with a pistol, dagger and a sword has been arrested in Pakistan on suspicion of wanting to hunt down and kill Osama bin Laden, police said Tuesday.

The 50-year-old from California was detained on Monday in what was apparently the first such case in Pakistan since the United States offered a bounty of 25 million dollars for the world's most-wanted man.

The suspect was arrested in the northern mountains of Chitral, once a rumoured hiding place of bin Laden, near Afghanistan's Nuristan province, said police officer Mumtaz Ahmad Khan.

Two observations arise from this: The first being that there's an easy movie script here. Like silly easy, even. If this isn't a Bruce Willis movie within six months, I will have truly lost every last shred of faith in Hollywood.

The second is to wonder whether or not this guy reads IMAO.



#1 captainfish 15-Jun-2010

my thought was, since he was on a mission from god, how about a third blues brother's movie?!?!

I don't understand why they arrested him.  He seems to have been able to stay alive all this time, and he claims he is one-on-one with God,... heck, he may be.  Let him go.  If he is, then he will surely win....... RIGHT?!?

If he is, and you stop him.. then who are you pissing off?

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