The Ghost of Snapped Shot

Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

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+++ KEITH FIMIAN WINS! +++

The man of the hour (standing next to some goofy guy).

To be honest, I really would have been happy no matter which candidate won—Pat Herrity is truly an honorable gentleman who was equally as deserving of giving Gerry Connolly the boot.

I guess you could say that I was compelled by my desire to see Keith the Experienced Businessman who Knows What Businesses Need To Survive enter into the halls of the most business-unfriendly Congress in a century... to pick sides in this race, and I do hope that the Herrity camp will not hold this stance against me the next time they review the zoning paperwork for Snapped Shot's super-secret hidden bunker here in Fairfax County.

(In all seriousness, the County Board of Supervisors needs you, Pat. It would've been a disaster for you to leave all of those hippies unattended!)

So again, congratulations to Keith Fimian for his stellar win—A November retirement just got that much closer for Gerry Connolly!

  #YeOldeDominion

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