Keeping your kids safe from dastardly scoundrels like these is all in a day's work for the world's most ridiculous school system:
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Christan Morales says her son just wanted to honor American troops when he made a hat decorated with an American flag and small plastic Army figures.
But the hat ran afoul of the district's no-weapons policy because the toy soldiers were carrying tiny weapons.
"His teacher called and said it wasn't appropriate because it had guns," Morales said.
Little Johnny might not know squat about the gun-filled history of the Revolutionary War, but at least he's safe from being fatally maimed by a half-inch plastic object.
Update: Fox News has a photo of the most dangerous hat in America. Ooooo, scary! (h/t captainfish)