Sure, the photo above is not Fidel Castro. It's Bigfoot, and I borrowed it from over here, via our good friend Google Image Search.
It's a heckuva lot closer to really being Fidel than the photos the Cuban communist government released today, though. I mean, they even have to hold his hand up for the camera in order to attempt to make things look more believable.
Sure takes Weekend at Bernie's to a whole new level, doesn't it?
I can only hope that Fidel enjoys his total paralysis right up until the moment he croaks.
Update: Thanks to Alberto at Babalú for the link!